A theory about the US invasion of Iraq

The American invasion and occupation of Iraq is actually not against Islam, or Islamo-fascism or Arab Hegemony or whatever you want to call it --

But against the European Union.

To make sure that the US controls the routing of Iraq's oil, so that it would not go the closer and therefore economically cheaper and more reasonable route directly into Europe; to establish a Soviet-style "satellite state" threatening the borders of the EU...

And after all, is the new Iraqi cellular phone system we are building on the worldwide, or the singularly American, system?